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McDonald’s loses EU trademark battle over the Big Mac. Burger King starts trolling them.

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The full story:

There is an Irish restaurant chain called Supermacs that has opnened around 100 stores in Ireland since 1978. 

Recently, McDonald’s decided that this small restaurant chain that hasn’t even made it out of Ireland needed to be taught a lesson, and sued them on the basis that “Supermacs” infringes on the “Big Mac” brand name. Which is, of course, absolutely ridiculous.

McDonald’s ended up losing the case, because of course they did, they didn’t have a case to begin with. As a result, McDonald’s lost the rights to the term “Big Mac” across the entire European Union.

Which is why Burger King gets to do this with no legal repercussions. 

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one time in darkrp i played as a hobo and set up an alleyway that was blocked off and impossible to break into with a door only i could open with my keyboard and i stood in front of it with a sign that said “For $100,000 I will show you the most beautiful thing in the world” and people would congregate around me asking what it is and like 3 people actually paid so I took them back into the alleyway and showed them

eventually a guy managed to dart in while i had the door open for someone else and i like desperately chased him down the alleyway before he reached the room at the back and 180′d and ran back past me. he saw what was in the room, which was just a table with a hot dog sitting on it. he ran outside desperately screaming IT’S JUST A HOT DOG ON A TABLE DON’T LISTEN IT’S A HOT D before i remorselessly shot him in the back of a head with an assault rifle and assumed my position in front of the door

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sweet-manakete-deactivated20190 asked:

Apparently Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth just got hitched, and congratulations to them. But this is the first time I've seen Cyrus in a while and I'm shocked she looks human again. Whatever the hell she was doing these last few years is gone and she looks a lot more like she did when she was younger, but healthier. Good for her.

spider-hands-mannos-deactivated answered:

The demon jumped ship into Katy Perry.

Let me demonstrate 

Era One: Miley is not possesed

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Era Two: Miley is possessed by the Unknown Demon

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Contact: Miley comes into close contact with Katy Perry

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Transfer: Uknown Demon makes leap into Perry

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Recovery: Miley recovers from possession

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First Murder: Katy Perry, Possessed, proceeds to kill a Nun via stress in a legal battle over the purchase of a convent

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This concludes my lecture on the rampant demon problem in Pop Music circles. 

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This is…quite convincing…